The Wisdom of Al

These are surprisingly useful things to bear in mind.

• They'll do what they'll do
• It's better to have loved and lost than to spend your whole life w*nking
• Don't meet trouble half-way; make it pay the toll
• Don't put tuna fish and sweetcorn into macaroni cheese; it's not nice
• If you put bananas into tomato pasta sauce, don't tell your guests until after they've eaten it